you don't need a Porsche to pick up chicks!

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a

mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the

farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm

but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Porsche back

to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper.
He then throws

the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car
forward saving him from sinking!

A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow

again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to

the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, 'I

think I can stand over the hole!' So he stretched over the width of

 the hole and said, 'Grab  my dick and pull yourself up.' And
the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.

The moral of the story:

If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Porsche to pick up
chicks!