If you lie to a child about sex, this is what you get....

There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they

saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl says,

"Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies,

"Ummm they are making cakes." The next day they are at a zoo and the little

girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are

doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were

making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks,

"How do you know?" She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."