An Italian man who could'nt understand English much went to Toronto and...

The Italian


One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.

I go down to eat soma breakfast. I tella the waitress I wanna two
pissa toast. She bring me only one piss.

I tella her I wanna two piss; she say, go to toilet - I say, you no
understand, I wanna two piss on my plate. She say you betta no piss on

plate, you sonna ma b*tch! I don't even know lady, she calla me somma
ma b*tch.
Then I go to pharmacia with a cougha. The man he give me candy ana

tell me fa cough! - I don't even know man ana he tella me FA COUGH!
Later I got to eat soma lunch at Ricky's Place, the waitress she bring

me spoon, a knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock - She tell me
everybody wanna fock. I tella her, you no understand, I wanna fock on

table. She say you betta not fock on table you sonna ma b*tch - I not
even know lady ana she call me sonna ma b*tch.

So, I go back to my hotel room, an there's no sheet on my bed. I calla
the manager and tella him I wanna sheet, he tell me go to toilet. So,

I say, you no understand, I wanna sheet on bed. He say you betta not
sheet on bed you sonna ma b*tch. I don't even know man ana he call me
sonna ma b*tch!

I go to check out of hotel and man at desk say peace to you. I say
peace on you too!, you sonna ma b*tch! - I GO BACK TO ITALY!!!