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Wednesday, January 29, 2014

late that night he goes into the girls room and they fuck til dawn when...

there was a 25 yr old guy and he was on a camping trip with his buddies.

well they decided to have a little fun with him and when he left to pee,

they took all the camping equipment and moved to another site.

well this guy is lost and he stumbles upon an old looking house. He knocks on the

door and a really old chinese man answers. The camper ask if he could stay there a night and

the Chinese guy say sure but there is only one rule. That he could not have any sexual contact 

with his daughter and if he did, the three Chinese curses would be bestowed upon him.The guy 

agrees because the chinese man looked so old he figured the woman would ne old, wrinkly, and 

ugly. well when it came time for dinner he finally sees the daughter walkin down the stairs. he is

 breathless because she is so stunningly young and beautiful. all throughout dinner she is

 showing signs of interest and when finally came time to go to bed he could not stand it. 

late that night he goes into the girls room and they fuck til dawn when he leaves to his own room

 to get some rest. when the guy wakes up he sees a big rock on his chest with a note saying CHINESE 

CURSE #1 BIG ROCK ON CHEST he is not too frightned so he heaves the rock out the window. 

then on the other side of the rock he sees another note that says CHINESE CURSE #2 RIGHT 

TESTICLE GLUED TO ROCK the man thinking quickly decides to jump thinking a couple broken 

bones would be better than one testicle smashed. halfway in midair he looks back and sees last

 note CHINESE CURSE #3 LEFT TESTICLE TIED TO BEDPOST

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