Father realised that him and his son have been having sex with his maid and...

A man called his doctor and this is the conversation:

"Doc, I think my son has STD," a patient told his urologist on the

phone. "The only woman he's screwed is our maid."

"Okay, don't be hard on him. He's just a kid," the medic soothed. "Get

him in here right away and I'll take care of him."

"But I've been screwing the maid too, and I've got the same symptoms

he has."

"Then you come in with him and I'll fix you both up," replied the

doctor.

"Well," the man admitted, "I think my wife has it too."

"Oh crap!" the physician roared. "That means we've all got it!"