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Monday, January 27, 2014

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when...

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when

an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives

the husband a big kiss, tells him she'll see him later, and walks

away. His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that??!!"

"Oh" replies the husband, "that was my mistress." "That's it," says

the wife, "I want a divorce."

"Ok," replies her husband, "but remember, if you get a divorce there

will be no more shopping trips to Paris, no wintering in the

Caribbean, no Lexus in the garage, and no more country club. But, the

decision is yours."
Just then the wife notices a mutual friend entering the restaurant

with a gorgeous woman. "Who is that woman with Jim?" she asks.

"That's his mistress," replies her husband. "Ours is much better

looking." says the wife.

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