Not My Balls

This dad takes his son hunting. He tells his son," Okay, if you say a word while we're out here I'm gonna spank you."

So the first day passes and the little boy doesn't say a thing. Second day passes and the little boy doesn't say a thing.

Then the third day comes, and they found a big bull elk.

The dad takes aim and just as he's about to squeeze the trigger the little boy begins screaming. The bull runs off and the dad turns

around and says," Now I'm gonna spank you!!" The little boy looks up at his dad and says," But dad, the first day that the mountain

lion chased me I didn't say anything, the second day when the rattle snake crawled across my boot I didn't say a word I just

couldn't stand it when the two squrrals ran up my pants and says," lets eat one now and save one for later."