Super Model Crash

Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Cindy Crawford are flying to a
super models conference in Paris, when the captain of the plane
announces: "We have just lost power to the engines and are going to
make an emergency crash landing -- assume the brace position
immediately!" 

Immediately the three models start preparing for the worst. Claudia
pulls out lipstick and make-up and starts fixing her face. Bewildered,
Naomi and Cindy ask: "What in the hell are you doing fixing your
make-up when we are about to friggin' crash!" 

Claudia responds: "I know for a fact the rescue workers will search
for, and save first, the ones who have the best looking faces -- which
is why I am putting on my make-up." 

Cindy Crawford rips open her blouse to expose two beautiful mounds of
flesh which inexplicably defy the law of gravity. Totally confused, 

Naomi and Claudia shout: "Cindy, have you lost your senses? Why are
you baring your breasts for everyone to see when we are about to die!"
Cindy responds: "I have it on good authority in plane crashes, the
rescue workers look to save first the women with big beautiful breasts
-- which is why I am exposing my tits!" 

Not hesitating, Naomi Campbell pulls down her skirt and panties to
expose her love triangle." Freaking out, Claudia and Cindy yell:
"Naomi -- Are you crazy?? Why are you exposing your crotch for
everyone to see?"
Calmly, Naomi responds: "BITCHES PLEASE! I know for a fact the first
thing the rescue workers look for in plane crashes is a black box!"