Sent to Hell by Mistake

While going through the books, God notices a mistake in St. Peter’s roster, so he calls Satan to have a word; “It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there: there’s a teacher, a doctor and a farmer.”

“Yeah,” Satan replies. “All the more for me!”

God replies, “Well, you better send them up here immediately because they don’t belong in hell.”

Satan says, “No chance. I’m keeping them!”

God says, “Send them up here now, or I’ll sue the horns right off you.”

Satan laughs uproariously, “Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?”