Little Johnny mocked an earless baby...

Little johnny was on his way to see his nxt door neighbour because they just had a new born baby and little johnny wanted to go and

visit it! His mum knows what Johnny is like so she tells him to be on his best behaviour! Unfortunately the baby was born without

any ears so the mum told Johnny not to make fun or make any stupid remarks otherwise he will be in deep trouble! Once they got

round to their neighbours house, there lay the baby fast asleep in its mums arms. "ahh wot a lovely baby! Is everything ok with

him?" said Johnny "o yes he is perfect! Sence of smell is spot on,Breathing is perfect and he has 20/20 vision!" replied the mum. "o

good!" said Johnny, "because if he didnt then he wouldnt b able 2 wear glasses!"