Little Johnny explains Which part of the body goes to heaven first

One day in skool little johnny was sitting in the back of the class room and the teacher asked what part of the body goes to heaven
first.

Well he was sitting there raising his hand and the teacher called on little sussie and she said your hands, the teacher

asked why she said because you do everything with them and the teacher says good answer.

So little johnny still had his hand up but the teacher calls on little billy and he said your head and the teacher asks why and he

said because it is the top part of your body so the teacher says ok that's a good answer.

So little johnny is sitting in the back of the room and he is about to jump out of his seat and so the teacher said ok little johnny

and he said your feet when the teacher asked why johnny said;

"because last night I was walking to the bathroom I peeped through dads room and I saw daddy on top of mommy and mommy had

her feet up in the air shouting jesus im coming, im coming".