Li'll Johny Wants more Pubic Hair

A teacher to a class of 8 year olds is trying to get their imaginations going one day so she says to them "Ok class, now if you

could cover your body in anything in the world what would it be and why?"

So a lad puts his hand up and goes "Silver, Miss because then I could scrape it all off and buy myself a Volkswagen Golf just like my mom's got".

Another lad puts his hand up and says "Gold, Miss, because then I could scrape it all off and buy myself a BMW just like my uncle's".

The teacher is looking very impressed by these ideas when little Johnny puts his hand up and shouts "Pubic hair, teacher."

"Why on earth would you want to do that Johnny ?" inquires the teacher, to which he replies : "Well, my big sister's only

got a tiny amount on her body and you should see all the fucking cars outside our house".