there was a 25 yr old guy and he was on a camping trip with his buddies.
well they decided to have a little fun with him and when he left to pee,
they took all the camping equipment and moved to another site.
well this guy is lost and he stumbles upon an old looking house. He knocks on the
door and a really old chinese man answers. The camper ask if he could stay there a night and
the Chinese guy say sure but there is only one rule. That he could not have any sexual contact
with his daughter and if he did, the three Chinese curses would be bestowed upon him.The guy
agrees because the chinese man looked so old he figured the woman would ne old, wrinkly, and
ugly. well when it came time for dinner he finally sees the daughter walkin down the stairs. he is
breathless because she is so stunningly young and beautiful. all throughout dinner she is
showing signs of interest and when finally came time to go to bed he could not stand it.
late that night he goes into the girls room and they fuck til dawn when he leaves to his own room
to get some rest. when the guy wakes up he sees a big rock on his chest with a note saying CHINESE
CURSE #1 BIG ROCK ON CHEST he is not too frightned so he heaves the rock out the window.
then on the other side of the rock he sees another note that says CHINESE CURSE #2 RIGHT
TESTICLE GLUED TO ROCK the man thinking quickly decides to jump thinking a couple broken
bones would be better than one testicle smashed. halfway in midair he looks back and sees last
note CHINESE CURSE #3 LEFT TESTICLE TIED TO BEDPOST
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