A man was having sex, as he was CUMing....

A carpenter on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw to cut some timber. Looking past the scaffolding at edge of the

building, he spots one of the laborers on the first floor and yells to get the man’s attention, but the man indicates that he can’t

hear. So, the carpenter decides to try to use signs to convey his message. First, he points to his eye, meaning, “I”, then at his

knee, meaning, “need”, then he moves his hand back and forth, meaning, “handsaw”.

The man on the first floor nods, then soon drops his pants and begins to masturbate. The man on the third floor panics and runs down

to the first floor yelling, ”What the hell is wrong with you? I was saying that I need a handsaw!”

The laborer looks at the carpenter and says, ”I know that. I was just trying to tell you that I was coming!”