Black and White

One day, a black kid goes to school and realises that the way the teachers treat him is different to the white kids. So, he goes home, he paints himself white and shows his dad.

His dad is naturally very angry and beats the shit outta him. So, he shows his mother, who also beats him. Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, “Grandma, Look! I’m white!” who beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room.

Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, “Son, did you learn anything out of this?” And the boy replies, “Yeah! I’ve only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!”